Fashion, self confidence, self-care, sex, skincare

The Yoni Thing

So since I can’t deal with skiing, I had to find another outlet. Apparently the yoni (or vagina as most of us call it) has become a hot area so I thought that might be a thing. Having spent most of my life in a sort of utilitarian mode regarding that area, it came as a shock to find that it had been rebranded and now I have to buy special products for it and possibly steam it. Who knew that a washcloth and soap had been replaced by bowls of boiling water infused with herbs that you squat over, risking life, limb and scalded yoni.

Hm. Ok. Here’s what happened…

I was buying my third (and not last, never last) tub of Even Skin Hyper Pgmentation Moisturizer, $15.99, which features fragrant lemon oil and skin beautifying turmeric for glowing smooth skin. Just before I checked out, I saw the yoni products and decided to jump off the cliff. I wasn’t ready for steaming and all that, so I chose the Gentle Herbal Yoni Wash, $13.99. It’s a lovely foam with castile soap, apple cider vinegar, aloe vera, and chamomile among other things.

So now I’ve put myself out there and I have this one lonely yoni product and I’m thinking ‘she deserves more’. I’ve just started selling my upcycled designs on Aliwazas (a platform that supports black female + femme businesses because we don’t always get seen or recognized on other crowded sites) and I decided to buy something so that I could see what the purchasing experience was. I saw an instagram post about Honey Milk and liked their backstory, so I dropped by their shop .

I got the I Am Happy lemongrass bodywash, $8.49 because I love citrus-y bath products. And I sprang for the Yummy Yoni Nectar, $6.49 which is a mix of oils infused with calendula and cornflower petals. You’re supposed to massage your yoni once a week, using the nectar to encourage circulation and natural lubrication.

So now I’mpaying all this attention to my yoni and she’s like ‘more’. So I gave her this:

My first vibrator ever. At this point of dealing with my yoni, I came to understand that she’s sick of the nonsense that I’ve been putting her through by dating people who don’t care about her. This is real. It’s not like words came out of my vagina or anything, I just started understanding that I’ve been wasting my natural resource and not honoring the fact that understanding how to pleasure myself sets me free of romantic delusion and unrealistic expectations. I just never thought of dedicating time and effort into figuring out what me and my yoni needed to be happy and successful.

Lifechanging. My attitude towards myself is totally different.

So now we’re here:

Valentine’s Day came and instead of feeling sorry for myself or desperate, I felt lucky. Lucky to be alive and well and falling in love with myself. Tapping into the whys and wherefores of this person. I was at Bloomingdale’s and this guy was selling this most delicious smelling fragrance and I thought ‘she deserves it’. So now we wear Tiffany & love eau de parfume, $105 because it’s who we are. Yesterday I spent all day choosing the perfect bouquet because… just because. When I opened my eyes this morning they were there, and when I drew up the shade they were illuminated by the morning light and the pleasure of this is so intense it’s beyond words. And I deserve this beauty and the pleasure that comes from witnessing it.

When it was just my vagina, I didn’t think it was special because and I didn’t think that I was special. But now that I have a yoni to care for and honor, I’m a new person. I’m a better, wiser, happier, more productive and less inhibited person looking to grow and manifest blessings for myself and others. Still petty, still irascible and sometimes downright annoying, but better.

How have you honored your divine self lately?What have you done to remind yourself that life is beautiful? Are you living your best self love journey right now?

Until next time,

Faith/SEBMarketBK

beauty, beauty products, moisturizer, products, scrubs, skin care, skincare

The New Skincare Routine

So after a few years of testing out products for Origins & Aveda (both owned by Estee Lauder, so really one thing), Tata Harper, Elizabeth Arden and a slew of companies that I’d never heard of and will prob never think about again, I ended up wanting to make my own skincare because I was paranoid about lab created skincare that has who knows what in it.

Now I’m always busy doing stuff and I just don’t feel like taking the time to gather everything and make body butter or scrubs. I know how, but I’m lazy. I’m also not really trained to make skincare and I gave myself a painful back rash once, which ended up in me getting cut at the dermatologist’s office. That slowed my roll to a full stop.

Ancient Cosmetics Even Skin face cream and Healthy Glow sugar scrub.

I discovered Ancient Cosmetics on instagram and after reading a lot of enthusiastic comments (kinda jealously, I never get that kind of attention on social media) and decided that these fangirling users must know something. The praise was rabid, fervent, enthusiastic…every word in the dictionary for ‘i love this stuff’. I went for the Even Skin hyperpigmentation face cream with turmeric and lemon essential oils ($15) because it addressed my concerns about crazy ingredients, and the price is reasonable. I wanted something that would moisturize without making me greasy and I got that. I wanted something to keep my skin from looking cloudy and blotchy, and this cream had my back. I liked it so much that when I ran out, I re-ordered.

The Healthy Glow turmeric and lemon body scrub ($12) was on sale the day that I re-ordered, so I grabbed that, too. I love the smell of lemons and body scrub will never go to waste in my place, so this was a no brainer. I was knocked out after my first shower with the scrub, because it softened my skin and left it feeling super hydrated. It worked on my feet, too, which was a bonus. The scrub is made of cane sugar, shea butter, avocado oil and frankincense in addition to the turmeric and lemon. So good.

Definitely worth the money, and you’re supporting a black owned small business. Also, they ship instantaneously. Both times I got my order so fast it was like they teleported it.

Check out their whole VEGAN skincare line, from scrubs to moisturizers to whole skincare sets, here.

See you next time!

Faith/SEB Market BK